Jason Korneliussen
They seemed like quality shades, but they ran a tad small for my admittedly humongous melon. If youre like me, and you wear a size 8.5 hat or larger, these will probably pinch the sides of your head like the legs of a tiny, incredibly horny robot. Also, the lenses were more translucent than Id anticipated. With most aviators, the wearers eyes are obscured by the reflective surface of the lenses, allowing them to surreptitiously scope out chicks, dudes, or whatever gets you juicy. With these, my eyeballs were clearly visible through the gold-tinted glass, which, if not for the pinching sensation on the sides of my dome, would not have been a deal breaker per se. However, the visibility of my oculars combined with the tightness of the fit was too much for this sasquatch to bear. Aud wiedersehen!
