Goson American Flag Mirror Novelty Decorative Sunglasses

Where do I even begin?! Let me start out by stating this should be AR 670-1 Authorized! Dont listen to those other "helpful" comments. Read mine for it is American holy. There I was....I was dreaming nahhh it was a vision. There before me was a man he wasnt black or white or gray. His color was RED, WHITE, and BLUE. He said Soldier at ease, My eyes could barely even focus from the bright holy light that surrounded him. Thats when he placed these shades upon my unholy eyes. He said Soldier you must wear these shades in the name of all things American and Freedom. These shades I have given you will give you the power of all 320+ million Americans. These shades will make your enemy tremble for that last thing they will see is you rocking the shades of America, while your bayonet penetrates there guts. I told him I will harness the power from these glasses and show all how American I am nah how powerful we are. I awoke on a plane heading to my deployment station. The shades where upon my face....I looked to my front my commander approached me and said...Soldier, those shades.....I feel as if you could conquer all of ISIS in one single blow. That you could bring peace upon Russia and our country. I said SIR, At ease.....for we shall destroy them all. BUY these glasses for you shall experience what America feels like....and harness the power of millions. Muricaa

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I have a teenager who insists upon everything being American flag right now, so these sunglasses at such a great cheap price have proven to be one of his necessities everyday now. Even if he loses them or breaks them, the price was so good that I dont mind replacing them. The flags on the front do not interfere with your vision and these sunglasses offer a nice protection from the sun. Much better than Any I have bought cheap at a gas station LOL

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These are a fun novelty item, but they cannot be worn for long periods at a time without giving you a headache. The way they are printed leaves visible grids of dots in your line of sight, making it really hard to focus on moving action. I bought these to wear for Team USA sports events, but I only keep them on about 5-10 minutes at a time. They have a nice look, but they dont wear particularly well.

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Im a natural born American and an Army vet. I love America and I hate everyone and everything that doesnt! So I was pretty stoked to see I could get some shades to rock the USA! The idea of these shades is great, the execution is pretty lame. These are made with the basic design concept of the window shades that you put in the rear window of your car or truck. Its a silk screen type image with many tiny holes in it. In theory, you are close enough to the screen to see through it, but others looking at you will see the stars n stripes. Well...not quite. When I first took these out of the package, my wife took one look at them and said, "I want some of those!" I let her try them on right after I pulled them out of the plastic bag. I told her they should dim the sun but allow her to see. NOPE! She said, "All I see are stars and stripes. It looks like blurry vision." I tried them on. She was right. At the time we were driving in our Jeep (cuz were American like Jeep!). These shades are NOT OK for driving. They do make your vision blurry and you lose most of the fine detail that you would be able to see without these. They do offer some UV protection but they are not 100% UV protection (which is what I recommend for all sunglasses you buy). They would be cool to stand around at a picnic or parade; not for driving or riding a bike. While I LOVE the idea behind these, they are not safe for many uses so I dont really recommend them for anything other than as part of a costume to be rockin the USA and loving merica! Honestly, until they perfect this idea and make it work without hindering visibility, Im just going to go with clothing and hats to rock the USA. Not for serious use as sun protection for to protect or enhance vision.

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I LOVE THESE SUNGLASSES!!!!!! Ive received a lot of compliments and frankly feel like a bada$$ in them. Definitely recommend to show your love for America. Only downfall is that you have to be careful with the lenses because the print will scratch off easily.

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