Mom
They seem about one size larger than the tag and theyre widely flared, curving outward at the shin with a bell, much like Captain Kirks pants from the 60s. Theres a small slit on each side too, which means they werent intended to be rolled up. The front pockets are big enough for a little spare change, as long as you dont jump around much. The fabric is so loose and stretchy that I could possibly fit in a hiking shoe, a small dog, or a 6 pack while wearing them. The stretch is so ample that they might also be rolled up to thigh level for wading through deep fountains or creeks. Theyd probably be super comfy for watching classic sci-fi re-runs!